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When all Hell broke loose

July 31, 2020 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

To stop the spread of COVID-19, it’s now mandatory in my city to wear face masks whenever you’re in public.

To save money, I decided to use my own face covering instead (this is allowed, as long as your mouth and nose are covered). So I dug out my old Iron Maiden balaclava (a memento of my youth) and wore it to the bank.

Oh Yak, all Hell broke loose. I was tackled and pinned to the floor by two security guards (at least they hand-sanitised first). It was a very unpleasant, undignified experience. And this is a bank that prides itself on its quality customer service! I wasn’t impressed. Should I switch banks?

Yours sincerely,

Service with a Smile

Dear Service with a Smile,

To be honest, I don’t think switching banks will make any difference. They’re all as bad as each other.

The first (and only) time I ever went to the bank was a very unpleasant, undignified experience too. They threw a net over me, injected me with fucking TRANQUILLISER and bundled me onto the next flight back to Nepal! (Economy!) I wasn’t impressed.

Keep your money under the mattress.

With kind regards,

The Yak

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