I was hoping you could explain to me what the Brexit referendum result actually means.
I voted ‘Leave’ coz my neighbor told me it was about Eurovision, which has got really tacky lately with all those sequins and strobe lighting and women with facial hair. And Britain hasn’t won for almost 20 years. Embarrassing.
But the day after the referendum a bloke down at the pub said it’s got something to do with the economy. Or Europe. Or something.
Anyhoo, can you tell me what it’s really about? I’m feeling a bit confused.
Sharon Spilled The Bong Water
You know what’s funny? All this time I thought ‘Brexit’ was a small, lightly-salted cracker biscuit to be enjoyed either buttered or unbuttered with your favourite beverage. I know how passionate you Brits are about your afternoon tea.
Hope this helps.
With kind regards,