We’re going on holidays to Italy soon. I was really looking forward to going to the Leaning Tower of Pizza and doing that thing in photos where you pretend to be holding it up with your bear hands. It was going to be hilarious! The best part of the whole trip!
But I’ve just heard that the Leaning Tower of Pizza doesn’t lean anymore. It’s been straightened up by lesbians with clothesline wire or something. It said so on Fox News.
I’m sick of all this political correctness. Now everything’s ruined! Why can’t people just leave things the way their meant to be?
Dear Tower Play,
I feel your pain. But don’t be so quick to abandon your dreams of photographic brilliance. Just make sure your photographer tilts the camera on an angle and the Tower will look like it’s leaning again. The way it was meant to. That way you can still be holding it up with your big, strong, hairy paws. And something tells me that none of your family or friends will be able to tell the difference.
Hope this helps.
With kind regards,