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August 31, 2018 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

I’m a single gay guy who enjoys a good time. Last week I went on a blind date with an older dude I met online. But he must have spiked my drink or something. I woke up completely naked, gagged, blindfolded and tied by my hands and feet to a bed. On K-Mart sheets.

My dream date then spent the next 12 hours torturing and humiliating me with whips, chains and a feather duster. He even urinated and defecated on me! It was a nightmare! I finally managed to escape, severely bruising both my wrists in the process.

When I told my best gal pal about the ordeal, she didn’t take it seriously at all. In fact, I don’t think she even believed me. Now I’m feeling really angry and hurt by her attitude. She could see how traumatised I was, and all she could say was “but was he hot?” What should I do?

Yours,

Human Bondage

Dear Human Bondage,

Yeah, but WAS he hot?

With kind regards,

The Yak

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