I subscribe to a dating website that’s aimed specifically at renovators. Last month I met a guy I really like and we’ve been on a few dates. He’s good looking, funny, kind, sensitive, generous – everything I’ve ever dreamed of.
The trouble is, I hate the way he’s done his kitchen. For a start, he’s used the same material for the bench tops as the floor (and we all know what THAT means). But even worse, his splashback is hideous. It’s stainless steel. I mean, HELLO, what’s wrong with tiles?
Long story short, I’m thinking of ditching him. My friend says I’m over-reacting, but she’s never renovated so she doesn’t understand. What do you think, Yak?
You know what’s funny? All this time I thought splashback was what happens when you try to urinate into the wind. I guess we all learn something new every day.
With kind regards,