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Performance anxiety

November 22, 2019 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

My manager is attending a training course next week entitled “Managing staff that are under-performing”.  As I am her only staff member, should I be concerned? (Oops, just spilt the nail polish.)

Yours sincerely,

In The Firing Line

Dear In The Firing Line,

The same thing happened to me once. It was when I was a young yak in Nepal. I had a job giving fat tourists rides up and down the mountainside.

My herdsman booked himself some training called “Flog that bovine – getting more out of your beast of burden” (meals included). When I found out, I was so annoyed I deliberately threw my next passenger down a steep ravine.

She broke both legs and her collarbone and sued the company for pain and suffering. I took a redundancy package.

My point? Don’t get concerned. Get even.

Hope this helps.

With kind regards,

The Yak

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