Dear Yak,
Yesterday when I was having lunch in the food court, I noticed one of my best friends sitting three tables away. As she hadn’t seen me, I thought it’d be fun to ring her and pretend I was somewhere else, and see how long it took her to realise I was sitting directly opposite.
But when her phone rang, she took one look at my caller ID, made a grimace and put the phone back in her bag!
How could she do this to me? I thought she was my friend! But now I know what she really thinks of me, I don’t know what to do. Please help.
Yours sincerely,
Object of Her Rejection
Dear Object,
You’re not alone. You’ve just discovered what every other socially inept person has, or will, realise. Life is just a series of awkward and humiliating moments separated by snacks.
Hope this helps.
With kind regards,
The Yak
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