Dear Yak,
Two weeks ago my best friend gave me a very expensive sapphire necklace for my birthday.
It was very beautiful. But blue is disruptive to my aura. So I decided to return it and buy something with a calmer vibrational frequency. Like garnet or black onyx.
But when I tried to return it, all Hell broke loose! The police were called and I was interrogated for three hours in a stuffy, harshly-lit room with a lot of negative energy. And fingerprinted. And treated like a common criminal.
Why? It turns out my friend had actually STOLEN the necklace! And no-one believed it was a gift to me. As you can imagine my aura is now completely out of whack. I actually had to hire a lawyer. He’s advised me to plead insanity.
Oh Yak, how could my friend do this to me? And how do I confront her about it? I’m so angry and hurt but I’m terrible at confrontations. What should I do?
Yours sincerely,
Law and Aura
Dear Law and Aura,
Let me get this straight… you actually returned a gift? Without the giver’s knowledge or blessing? And after all the thought and effort she put into stealing that particular necklace for you. You impolite scumbag.
Now I’m not suggesting in any way that your degrading, traumatic experience with the authorities was retribution in action. But nothing makes me happier than when the Karma Llama goes and spits on someone who so thoroughly deserves it.
Hope this helps.
With kind regards,
The Yak
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