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June 8, 2018 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

I was hoping you could help my wife and I with our 17-year-old daughter. To put it bluntly she’s become very wilful and flighty and won’t listen to either of us. She spends far too much time “texting” her friends about “hot guys” and giggling over silly things like fart jokes.

To sum up, we both think she’s wasting her life away and needs a stabilising influence. We thought of getting her to read the Bible as we feel this would provide some good, solid, all-encompassing moral guidance. You could say we’re wanting to replace one kind of text with another. How can we achieve this?

Yours most sincerely,

Sacred Text

Dear Sacred Text,

“There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.” – Ezekiel 23:20

Hope this helps.

With kind regards,

The Yak

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