Fake Buns

As a dedicated Bunnings sausage sizzle patron myself, I just couldn’t let this pass without comment. In fact, I feel it my duty to point out the glaring and revealing discrepancy in your story. Bunnings sausage sizzles don’t use buns… they use sliced bread! I therefore call “FAKE NEWS”!

Explain yourself, Yak!

Yours sincerely,

Bun Fight

Dear Bun Fight,

Re: allegations

We act on behalf of our client, The Yak, and refer to your recent correspondence and the allegations contained therein about fake buns with sauce (FBWS).

With regard to and in accordance with the public sizzling of processed minced meat viands, served with condiments on a product of baked dough, referred to hereafter as an Australian sausage sizzle (ASS), our client makes NO AND DISCLAIMS ANY REPRESENTATION OR WARRANTY OF ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, TO THE QUALITY AND PERFORMANCE OF THEIR ASS, EVEN IF ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.

Some vendors do not allow for the exclusion or limitation of liability. Under no legal theory, whether tort, including but not limited to, negligence or otherwise, arising in any way out of the possibility thereof all vendors and operators covering their ASS.

Respectfully yours,