Every Christmas season my workplace has a “Secret Santa” where everyone pulls the name of a colleague out of a hat and then buys a gift for that person anonymously.
Well guess what the gift for me was… a packet of fresh breath mints. And a toothbrush and toothpaste.
Needless to say I was mortified. And angry. But no-one would admit to it. And because it was anonymous, there’s no way of ever finding out who it was from.
Oh Yak, why would anyone be so nasty? I really need to know who this gift was from. Maybe I can guilt them into a confession. I want to mess with them. But I don’t know how to proceed. What should I do?
Revenge Is Minty
Dear Revenge Is Minty
Before I answer your question, maybe you can answer one for me. Why do people with really bad breath always want to tell you secrets?
With kind regards,