I’m in the running to be the next Prez of the USA.
So far I’ve come up with some great policy decisions which have made me popular with lots of people, especially my idea of building a huge wall across the US border with Mexico. It’s gonna be even bigger and better than that wall thingo they have somewhere in China, or somewhere.
Trouble is, my campaign is kinda tanking at the moment. I could always throw a couple more mill at it, but I was wondering if you had a suggestion of your own for how to get me into the White House? My fans will swallow anything so it doesn’t have to be very smart. Or even make sense.
Let Them Eat Fries
Dear Let Them Eat Fries,
To be honest, I don’t really care. American elections are really just ideological beauty pageants where none of the candidates are beautiful.
But you Americans are certainly a passionate bunch, I’ll give you that. You’re always ready to stand up for what you believe in, even if you don’t know what it means, how it works or why it matters.
Your idea of a huge wall across the Mexican border is a good start. But from where I’m sitting, you’re still not thinking big enough. Don’t just limit it to the Mexican border – build a huge wall around the entire mainland USA. Then fill it with water. I’m not sure what your constituents would think of this policy decision, but I can guarantee the rest of the world would applaud it.
Hope this helps.
With kind regards,