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Don’t Make Me Do It All Again

February 23, 2018 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

Is it possible to be reincarnated as yourself? This is a serious question.

I’m asking because I’ve had a really crappy life; I’m ugly, broke, have a shitty, low-paid job, a wife who forgets my name, kids who hate me and a crushing mortgage that I’ll never pay off. I’m also gluten intolerant and prone to bad breath, severe acid reflux and nasty outbreaks of tinea.

My life is basically littered with the broken pieces of all my unfulfilled childhood dreams. I’d really hate to go through all of this a second time round. Please advise.

Yours sincerely,

Not Me Again

Dear Not You Again,

Lol, that’s hilarious! I was in a bad mood this morning but after reading your question I feel so much better about my own life. Thank you!

Hope this helps.

With kind regards,

The Yak

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