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Carnage in Santa’s Cave

December 21, 2018 by The Yak Leave a Comment

Dear Yak,

The other day I took my 4-year-old nephew to see Santa at the mall. But it didn’t exactly go according to plan.

There was this whole Santa’s Cave thing happening, with reindeer and elves and all the trappings. But my nephew took an instant dislike to Santa. He was crying and squirming so much on Santa’s lap, he kicked him in the face. Then he did a runner and one of the elves tried to chase him but tripped and crashed into the reindeer display. Security was called.

Anyway, I still want a Santa pic of my nephew. In fact, his bad behaviour has made me all the more determined. I need to show him who’s boss. So I’m thinking of tranquilising him for the next time. Is this a good idea, Yak, or is it going too far?

Yours sincerely,

Just A Little Prick

Dear JALP,

Personally, I think you should all be tranquilised. Humans are annoying enough anyway, but at this time of year you all become a bit weird and deranged.

To be honest, I don’t know why you bother with all the Christmas frou-frou. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it’s just a game – find the eye!

Hope this helps.

With kind regards,

The Yak

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