Dear Yak,
A friend has recommended you, saying you’re sensitive and respectful with people’s embarrassing personal issues. Well, I have an embarrassing personal issue.
I’ve just joined the P&C at my daughter’s school. The first meeting was two nights ago. As soon as I arrived, I recognised the woman in charge. And she recognised me. She works at the local beauty clinic. She does my anal bleaching.
Oh Yak, I just can’t look her in the eye. She knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows. It’s all very awkward. Do you have any suggestions as to what I can do to preserve my dignity?
Yours sincerely,
Eye to Eye
Dear Eye to Eye,
I have the same issue whenever I run into the woman who “does” my horns. She knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows. And it’s all very awkward.
So regarding your conundrum, I’d suggest something tried and true – like putting a paper bag over your head. At the meeting. That should do something to your dignity.
I’m tired and have nothing more to say.
With kind regards,
The Yak
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