Awkward Social Encounter

A friend has recommended you, saying you’re sensitive and respectful with people’s embarrassing personal issues. Well, I have an embarrassing personal issue.

I’ve just joined the P&C at my daughter’s school. The first meeting was two nights ago. As soon as I arrived, I recognised the woman in charge. And she recognised me. She works at the local beauty clinic. She does my anal bleaching.

Oh Yak, I just can’t look her in the eye. She knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows. It’s all very awkward. Do you have any suggestions as to what I can do to preserve my dignity?

Yours sincerely,

Eye to Eye

Dear Eye to Eye,

I have the same issue whenever I run into the woman who “does” my horns. She knows. And I know she knows. And she knows I know she knows. And it’s all very awkward.

So regarding your conundrum, I’d suggest something tried and true – like putting a paper bag over your head. At the meeting. That should do something to your dignity.

I’m tired and have nothing more to say.

With kind regards,